" Now, when you think about
penguins, first take a deep calming breath, and then think "cuddly". Take
another breath, and think "cute". Go back to "cuddly" for a while (and go on
breathing), then think "contented". With me so far? Good.. Now, with penguins,
(cuddly such), "contented" means it has either just gotten laid, or it's stuffed
on herring. Take it from me, I'm an expert on penguins, those are really the
only two options."
More by
Linus Torvalds:All weather penguin art.All artwork by Fidget
The Prestige
- October 17, 2006 Hugh Jackman, Andy
Serkis
Tuesday October 17, 2006
THE PRESTIGE Premiere
by Suzanne Philips
The
premiere for the new Disney film THE PRESTIGE was held on Tuesday, October
17th at the historic El Capitan theatre on Hollywood Blvd. The film tells
the story of two magicians in Turn of the Century England who engage in a
bitter rivalry. The films stars Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Andy Serkis,
and Piper Perabo were all in attendance. Other stars who came out to support
the film included Jackie Collins, Jon Voight and William Fichtner.
Check out THE PRESTIGE when it opens in the US on October 20th.
Sir
Ian McKellen & Franz Ferdinand
Jimmy
Kimmel Show
May 2nd, 2006
By: Suzanne Phillip
Photos courtesy:
Ruby Argumedo
Sir
Ian McKellen, Zac Efron (from High School Musical) and the group Franz
Ferdinand taped there Jimmy Kimmel Show tonight. Franz Ferdinand started the
afternoon with a sound check on the outdoor Coors Light stage. All of the
members stopped to sign autographs and personalize items for fans. I was
pleased to hear that they were checking to make sure everyone was actually a
fan and not an autograph hound. The music sounded really good, and if you
haven't had time to check out their new album YOU COULD HAVE IT SO MUCH
BETTER, pick it up!
Sir Ian McKellen and
Zac Efron came in shortly before the show started and were gracious enough
to sign for fans. Sir Ian also checked to make sure that the people were
true fans.
I LOVE that
celebrities are so fed up with the autograph hounds now that they are
personalizing items and only signing one item per person. This is the only
way the annoying collectors will go away.
THREE
FOOLS FOR APRIL Poetry
Reading
Beyond Baroque
Venice, CA
April 1, 2006
by Suzanne Philips
Beyond Baroque Literary Arts Center
welcomed Scott Wannberg, Viggo Mortensen and Henry (Hank) Mortensen, known
collectively as THREE FOOLS FOR APRIL, on Saturday for an evening of poetry and
song. The facility hosted two 1-hour plus shows in the same evening, with
different poems being highlighted in each session.
The three poets sat in a "kitchen table" type environment with the 70 seat
audience in an intimate setting surrounding them on 3 sides.
Scott Wannberg, whose most recent book is
HARVEY KEITEL, HARVEY
KEITEL, HARVEY KEITEL, was quick witted and a great storyteller. His
anti-war satire and anti-Bush sentiments resonated well with this audience. A
moving rendition of his poem about the death of his mother was met with much
approval and empathy from the audience. He also had the crowd in stitches with
his politically satirical songs and was a big crowd favorite.
Viggo Mortensen, best known to
many as one of the stars of THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY, has long been an
accomplished poet and is on the board of directions of Beyond Baroque. Reading
his own poetry as well as some works that audience members had given him, Viggo
was clearly at ease in the room and his love for Poetry was clear to all. After
stumbling over a word in one reading he informed the audience that he was " just
an actor" who "reads the words they give me in the best way that I can". He also
joked that unlike filmmaking "Tonight can't be fixed in post production!"
Viggo's poetry was very visual and earthy, much like the man himself. His quiet
delivery and low timbered voice was much appreciated by members of the audience.
Henry (Hank) Mortensen, Viggo's
teenage son, made his debut tonight as featured poet. While having much in
common with his famous father, Henry has a style all his own. His poetry is very
biting and witty. Several of the pieces dealt with lost love and were very
insightful for someone just leaving their teenage years. Henry also read several
Haiku, one of which he had written in Japanese. After giving his dad a hard time
for stumbling over words in one of the poems, Viggo responded with "The young
are quick". Henry gave some back story on some of his poems and after spending a
long time describing one poem, Viggo laughed and jokingly said "you should have
seem him driving over here", but clarified that "no, actually he is a really
good driver." Henry and Viggo had a great time riffing on each other and you
could plainly see the love between father and son and how proud each was of the
other.
The sold-out crowd was multi-cultural and very verbal with their praise for the
readings. Many fans and friends had traveled from out of state and even out of
the country to be there tonight.
After the show, the venue sold works by all three, including a limited edition
spiral bound book that Henry had made up just for this show.
If you are interested in picking up works by any of these three guys, check out
Perceval Press.
WORLD WITHOUT SUNDAYS
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006
WORLD WITHOUT SUNDAYS
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006
Old Towne Pub
Pasadena, CA
By Suzanne Philips
******
Shoxwaken Hincks - lead vocal,
guitar Guy Harrington - bass/vocals Grecco Buratto - guitar/vocals Adam Hurlbut - drums
******* Last night, the Old Towne pub in Pasadena witnessed a crowd like it
has probably never seen. WORLD WITHOUT SUNDAYS scheduled a free last
minute show for the fans to coincide with the ORC convention taking
place this weekend in Pasadena. The band was scheduled to go on at
8:00 pm and by 7:30 the small pub was already packed. The extremely
tiny stage was a tight fit for the 4 guys, but they made the best of
it and rocked the packed crowd with a great show! They played for
about an hour and played lots of stuff from their CD including fan
faves like Drunk and Colorblind. All of the guys seemed to be in
a great mood and were joking with each other and laughing a lot
throughout the show. Shoxs voice was in great form and Adam has now
perfected throwing the drumstick with a twirl and catching it, much
to my personal delight. Grecco had an amazing guitar solo in Drunk
and Adam had a slammin drum solo that brought the house down. Several times Shox started playing chords from different songs,
mostly heavy metal, and Adam, Guy and Grecco would jump right in and
continue playing and then Shox would drop out joking that he only
knew the first few chords of most of the songs but the other guys
could just pick it up and run with it, making him look bad! Actors
and band friends Elijah Wood, Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan were
in attendance and Elijah even fought his way to the front of the
stage to take photos, video and rock out during the show.
(I still think you should have given him a
business card and offered to host his pics on
WWS.net Losillė)
When Shox announced that the band would only do one more number and
thanked everyone for coming out, someone in the crowd shouted out a
request for No Diggity (for those of you that dont know, this is
an old-school Rap/Hip-Hop song by the group Blackstreet), and Shox
started singing the first verse a cappella. A real trip to hear Shox
put his special vocal brand on Hip-Hop music. They ended as usual
with a cover of Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie and the
entire audience was singing and dancing to this great ending to a
fabulous show.
By far one of the best WWS shows I have every attended.
The One Ring Celebration
January 20-22, 2006
Pasadena, CA
Elijah Wood and
Suzanne Phillips
Day 2, Saturday
My overall impressions of this years ORC convention are that it seems to be
much smaller than last year. Less people and what seemed to me to be a lower
turnout, less vendors than last year. One good thing I found was that there
seemed to me to be less events which was actually kind of nice as you didn't
have to run from one thing to another. I did, however, hear some grumbling
from others about the number of guests and events going on throughout the
weekend. They also had some major sound problems in the main auditorium and
the mics kept cutting out. This was really annoying and even Elijah Wood
made mention of it during his panel.More of the story
The Nature of Landscape and Independent Perception
Viggo Mortensen/Georg Gudni
Book signing and Exhibit Opening Night Reception
Saturday, January 14, 2006
Track 16 Gallery
Santa Monica, CA
By Suzanne Phillips
Yesterday in Santa Monica, Track 16 Gallery opened the new exhibit "The
Nature of Landscape and Independent Perception" for a 5 week run. The
exhibit features paintings by Icelandic artist Georg Gudni and photographs
by Viggo Mortensen. To celebrate this opening, the gallery held a book
signing with the two artists and an opening night reception. More of the Story
Oct. 6, 2005 Viggo Mortensen Attends "Voices of a People's
History of the United States" By Suzanne Phillips
Last night at the Japanese American Cultural and Community
Center in Downtown Los Angeles a very unique and inspiring
The TuXperience is a fun
site go check it out. Fidget is an
incredible artist. The Fidget Gallery is full of fanciful beasts. I even
found this pic of me...in my true form.
More Hooligans from Suzanne:
I found this magazine today
called Black Book, Sam Rockwell is on the cover it is the Spring 2005 issue and
it had photos of both Charlie Hunnam and
Leo Gregory from Hooligans inside. (Thanks
Suzanne, lots of pretty men in this film.)
"Lexi Alexander the director is the girl in the photo, Leo Gregory is the blonde
guy and Terence Jay is the guy with the dark hair."
(I love this poster, Losillė)
Note about
Elijah Wood being gay rant: The rant has made it's way into Google. "Elijah Wood
+ gay" and is in the
top 10 for how people find this website. Therefore, I have decided to down grade
the language from R to PG-13. If people are offended by my language, they will
be less likely to hear my message. (I am not as PO.d as I was when I wrote it so
I don't think I am not selling out, but I might be.)
New Sanitized Rant
THE TRIP
TO THE ONE RING CELEBRATION or
HITTING THE ROAD WITH
Alatįriėl Helyanwė & Losillė
By Losillė - Comments by Ala in
Italics
Let me tell you upfront that some
of Ala's responses may not be flattering. She thinks I am a high maintenance
friend and sometimes she is mean and calls me Mr. Frodo. She calls me that cause
she thinks I can't take care of myself. I might be a tad bid scatterbrained, but
I am not high maintenance. I think the name calling may have started at the Lost
Palantķr
when I left my purse and camera bag on the sidewalk.
Oh please! The only reason she wants me to
go with her is because no-one in her family will let her out by herself. I
swear, I think I have a pot or pan or two in my back pack and and some spare
lembas bread. If there were no McDonald's where we're going she would starve.
Like Sam, I just smile and indulge her until she sees reason (hasn't happened
yet) or till the "end of all things", whichever comes first. :-)
PART ONE
- This about our trip down and more importantly me scoring an Elijah Wood
autograph ticket.
PART TWO
- Jarl and Jorn Benzon, Sandro Kopp, Peter Tait, Bruce Hopkins, Dominic
Monaghan, World Without Sundays
"I love him. He's like that, and sometimes it shines through, somehow. But I
love him, whether or no." - Sam, 'The Two Towers'
Hobbits to Humans Opened on October 31, 2003
Most of the content here will be about Sean Astin, Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan or Billy Boyd. Do I know these people , you ask? Yes, but it was such a hassle -- they were always calling, emailing, wanting to come over -- I had to just say enough is enough and end the relationships. If you want to send one of them a message don't send it to me, cause
I refuse to see them. (I spend my free time with a randy
penguin.)
Question that need answers. If you know the answer
email
Losillė
Why do men get so upset when you use their razor to
shave your legs? I can shave my legs more than once.
Which came first the dinner fork or the pitch fork?
When I say I don't like movies over 90 minutes long,
unless there are Hobbits in it, but I liked Sin City why do people
always say Elijah Wood was in it?
Why do disposable razors cost less than just buying a
razor blade?